I want to meet a real vampire that will turn me into a vampire also but i dont know where a real vampire is

Real vampires live in south america
they are a small bat which bites then licks the victims blood,
normally cows and other like animals but has been known to bite sleeping humans
if you are talking about vampires that have human form and bite necks and are only killed by silver spikes and bullets, I have to ask are you for real?