Wow! berrbellyjo! - you are a pip man. Tough love! But, gave me a great laugh. You are probably right, but let's give poor anna a break. Sometimes you can recover from this! The first thing to do is
immediately remove the battery. The quicker you remove the power source, the better. Then, you should open the remote and dab obviously wet areas with a soft cloth. To open the remote do the following: remove the two screws - one in the
battery compartment and one at the top of the remote. The next step is to seperate the two halves of the remote.
Don't use a screwdriver for this, you will only mar the surface and possibly break the tabs that hold the body of the remote together. Using your thumbnail (this is really the best, unless you have a thin, rigid piece of plastic. A part of a credit-card may work), force your nail between the two halves of the clamshell casing near the bottom of the remote on the left or right side. Once you get your nail (or plastic) into the remote, angle it down at about 45 degrees and simply slide your hand up one side. This will release all the locking tabs very nicely without marring the surface of the remote. Then do the same on the other side. Now, seperate the top-half (face). This will expose the logic board. Remove the two screws located midway on the left and right side and gently lift up the logic board part-way. Be careful, - the board will still be connected to the bottom part of the remote's body via a small power
cable. Look on the underside of the logic board and you will see a small white plug. Gently pull the plug out to detach the logic board completely from the body of the remote. Once you have everything apart, you can dry the wet areas and allow the parts that you can't see to continue to air dry as well. The metallic part of the buttons on the logic board are underneath a protective plastic covering, so with some luck, they may escape damage. Good Luck!