2003 Honda Accord. Turn signals rapidly blink and make clicking noise. This blinking and clicking continue for approx. 15 minutes after I turn car off. With keys in hand, they still go. Turn signals do not work. Door locks do not work. Trunk pops open upon start-up. Dashboard lights are dim when headlights are on. Turn off headlights, then dashboard lights come back on. Put foot on brakes - turn signal lights on dashboard get brighter. Faulty body control module?? Help, my car is possessed.

SOURCE: Turn Signals/blinkers

i have a 1992 honda accord and i have no blinkers or hazards but all other things work i replaced the relay and when i put it in my left blinkers come on and stay on all the time no matter what but the hazards work at that point. PLEASE HELP THANKS

SOURCE: DASHBOARD OIL LIGHT BLINK

If it only starts to blink after reaching operating temperature(10 mins)it could be that engine wear dependant you may have an oil too thin to support good oil pressure due to engine wear.Could also be a pressure relief issue with the oil pump.Try Technopros suggestions first as they are the logical answer also they are the cheaper and easier problem to solve.You may want to ask a mechanic to remove oil pressure switch and instal a mechanical oil pressure tester to confirm which direction of repair that you take as it will confirm which part is at fault without wasting money on the wrong things

SOURCE: directional signal won't turn off

check your hazard switch aka emergency switch. 

SOURCE: HONDA ACCORD 1996 KEY IMMOBILISER PROBLEM

you will have to go back to the dealer to have the keys and immobilizer reprogrammed