How do I reprogram my power windows

There is no reprogramming for the door modules and sorry you dislike the dealer so much ! I work at a GM dealer ,have for over twenty years . No one knows your GM vehicle better . Your messing with something you have no clue about . The dealer is exactly the place you should be taking it to . Do you know the doors all have computers inside ? door modules , and can set DTC'S .Do you know what they are ? diagnostic trouble codes ! Do you know what serial data communications are ?
DTC B1562, B1567, B1572, or B1577
DTC B1582, B1583, B1592, B1593, B1612, B1613, B1622, or B1623
DTC B3142, B3147, B3152, or B3157
DTC B3172, B3177, B3182, B3187, B3192, B3197, B3282, B3287, or B3292
DTC B3377, B3382, B3387, B3392, B3397, B3452, B3457, B3462, B3467, B3472, B3477, B3482, B3517, or B3522
DTC B3527
DTC U1161-U1163 or U1170
The power door lock system consists of the following components:
• Driver door lock switch
• Passenger door lock switch
• Driver door switch assembly (DDSA)
• Driver door module (DDM)
• Passenger door module (PDM)
• Left rear door module (LRDM)
• Right rear door module (RRDM)
• Driver door lock actuator
• Passenger door lock actuator
• Left rear door lock actuator
• Right rear door lock actuator
• Driver door cylinder unlock switch
• Class 2 serial data circuit
• Power door serial data circuit
• DRVMDL Fuse (10 amp)
Driver Door Switch Assembly and Driver Door Module logic, Driver Door Module internal driver operation
• PASS MDL Fuse (10 amp)
Front Passenger Door Module logic and internal driver operation
• RRDR MDL Fuse (10 amp)
Left Rear Door Module and Right Rear Door Module logic and internal driver operation

The windows need to be re-learned.
- Park the car on level floor. Shift the gear lever to P or N. Pull up the hand brake. Start the engine.
- Sit on driver's seat. Lower the driver side window. Keep the button pressed for three to four Seconds after the window glass sits completely.
- Move up the window glass and do the same as above.
- Do the same with passenger side window glass while sitting on the passenger seat.
- Repeat the same procedure for rear windows one by one from their own buttons.
- Sit on a drivers seat and operate all the windows one by one.
Note:
If the problem persists, pull up the body diagnostic error codes with Diagnostic computer or re-learn the windows with the same machine.

Beings as everything that stopped working is on the passenger side, I'd think some wiring got disconnected or broken.

First, check all fuses to make sure that none are blown.

If the door lock switch works on the passenger side, then the drivers side door lock switch is probably faulty. Use a multi-meter to test the Drivers Side Door Lock Switch (Black and Pink/Light Green wires unlock the vehicle, and the Black and Pink/Yellow wires lock the vehicle)
If the switch is tested and found to be operating properly, you may have a faulty Body Security Module or Drivers Side Door Lock Actuator.

If neither of your Power Mirrors are working, you probably have a faulty Exterior Rear View Mirror Switch, Power Mirror Module, or blown Central Junction Box Fuse.

If none of your Power Windows are working, you probably have a faulty Accessory Delay Relay or a blown fuse in your Central Junction Box or a faulty Master Window Adjust Switch (all of the Power Window Switches feed through this Master Window Switch). If the Power Windows didn't stop working at the same time, you may have faulty Window Adjust Switches, or faulty Power Window Motors, this is very unlikely though. It would also be a good idea to inspect the wiring for any obvious damage.

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You can try to have someone pull up and kind of guide it up as you push the driver control button up

SOUND LIKE WIRING PROBLEM TO POWER WIRE SUPPLYING POWER TO BOTH WINDOWS.ANYTIME YOU REPLACE REMOTE KEY BATTERY THE DEALERSHIP HAS TO REPROGRAM REMOTE BEFORE IT WILL WORK.

If your window should lower/raise slightly,when opening/closing.
Try reprograming
Make sure other door is shut
Open drivers door,lower window,enter car,shut door,raise/lower several times
Providing you have no other problems this will reset window.

Passenger window lost programing. To reprogram, turn the key on, go to the passenger side and with the passemger switch run the window all the way down and hold switch in down position for 2 seconds, then run all the way up and hold in up position for 2 seconds, then repeat again within 5 seconds. Should work from drivers side master switch now.

my xb scion 2005 back window wont work cod it be the fuse where is it.

Roll the window down. Now hold the button to roll it up and keep holding the button even after the window stops - you may hear a faint relay click noise. It is then reprogrammed. Sometimes I have to do it two or more times because I did not hold it long enough.