How to get into a 03 dodge viper thats locked with windows up and has a dead battery?

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Get under the front of the vehicle and put charger leads on the big red starter connector bolt (positive connection) and the negative on a clean piece of bodywork. Wait 10 minutes and use the fob as there will be enough power in the battery. Open the hood and fully charge the battery. Then find out WHY the battery was flat. If due to storage, keep it on a battery Maintainer / Minder.

Have you changed the battery on the remote key?

Most likely a blown fuse or relay

find a metal coat hanger, slide it carefully through the top of the window or the rubber gasket on the door but be care full not to break window or tear rubber gasket and try to open the door latch itself not the lock the door handle ,latch.

You can use a battery charger or jumper cables on the battery access post and any good ground point.

You have a keyhole under the mirror! It will be very difficult to turn like you're gonna break the key. You can make it easier to turn if you push in on the door while you're turning the key. Good Luck!

A mobile service tech can slim jim his way into your car without breaking a window.
Once in you can see where you stand with the car.

I parked the viper locked the doors with the alarm on. I went to start it and the alarm light is of I have no response to my electronic opener. I cannot open manually with the key. I have tried disconnecting battery, charging battery, reprogramming hand held opener. The thing is sealed and cannot be opened.

With the battery charger connected or a jumper battery simply click the alarm key fob on and then off. This will reset the alarm and the car should start...had mine towed to find this out

remove the battery from your remote and see if works